Part 1
one week before i left for the US, my daughter and i went to alabang town center. after getting off the taxi, we went up a flight of stairs to one of the main entrances. before we reached the automatic sliding door, i saw an ex-boyfriend (he's an artista, boy next door image, mind you) coming out of the door together with his sister. "WHAT THE..." i said to myself, and before i can order my legs to walk towards the other direction, (i felt sort of embarassed that he'd see me in this plump state) he went past me, glanced towards my direction (he probably thought it was deja vu...hello??? i'm your ex, honey!) and continued walking. here's the conversation that followed between me and my daughter, after that brief encounter:
joyce: Jace, did you see that tall and cute guy in black shirt who went past us?
jace: yes, you know him?
joyce: yup, he's an ex-boyfriend
jace: ma??? really???
joyce: u-huh! but the relationship was shortlived
jace: (after 5 minutes or so) ma? siguro mas maganda ako kung iba naging tatay ko? ano sa palagay mo?
joyce: haaay...hindi ako mapalagay! (ngek)
Part 2
last april, i spent most of my days sleeping over at my sister's. being a call center agent then, i slept during the day. i found it difficult to sleep at home when my younger cousins were there on vacation. my nephew, though he too was on vacation, would normally be downstairs, blasting away his opponents with his PS2 gadget, so that my sister's bedroom would normally be empty. i slept there most of the time, but one day, the 7-yr old tyke decided to take a nap in his parents' bedroom, beside me.
that day, for some reason, i decided to leave early for work. since i thought my crazy inaanak was still sound asleep, i dressed up in that same bedroom, my back facing him. i had my pants and my bra on, i was about to put on my shirt when i heard a shriek behind me:
"NINANG!!! may boobs ka sa likod!!!" immediately, i pulled down my shirt, sat on the bed, then i heard a follow-up shriek, "Naku!!! nagiging apat pag umupo ka!"
"Lapastangan kang bata ka...TULOG!"
darn those love handles! but as the cliche goes, kids don't lie.
4 comments:
hahahahaha you are funny =) if you will visit blogkadahan.com, having contributed only twice since it's conception, i consider myself as the least prolific and least stimulating in that group of ingenious bloggers. i'd like to thank you though for taking the time to say so much just to let me know that you like what you read here.
thank you so much and i hope you continue blogging =)
Oh? Sinong artista? :P
nyehehehe kukuwento ko sayo mamaya kung sino at ano ang nangyari hehehe
you're indeed very pretty joyce.,sayang*sabay snap ng fingers*
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